How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

I once asked a friend how old would she be if she didn’t know how old she was?

She said, “Old enough to drive my favourite cars.”

And go to all my favourite spas

No, I am serious, I said.

And with her thinking face, she looked ahead.

She said, “No friend, this question is going to make me brain dead.”

She then asked me, “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?”

I replied, “I would be 30 and a famous film star”

“And I would have a sporty red car”

We both laughed at our silliness